Looks like the funny money bros running the fucking cringeshit cult must come from 8chan.
This is on par with Aum Shinrikyo and Happy Science. Shades of Lychee Light Club.
Another reason to yell FUCK CRYPTO.
Omg Crypto CEOs need to get Luigied so hard, he’s practically begging for it
Here make a legal declaration regarding this anime cartoon that’s contains some clauses which are binding and others which are just there for color.
And your job depends on it. Some of the content is a joke but not the part where you sign.
Man children are running everything!
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Jfc…. We live in the most embarrassing timeline. And it’s VERY upsetting that pieces of trash like this company are allowed to exist in the same world where people are starving.
Seppuku if they don’t keep things open source? Wow that’s messed up!

Omg, leik so messed up!
It would be horrible if it was national law.
Titled “The Ethereum Foundation Mandate,” the document featured ethereal illustrated scenes of glowing lights and anime-style characters voyaging through dark forests. The pages featured white text against a navy blue background and were adorned with cartoon flowers, rainbows and diamonds.
And on page 11 — nestled between a winking anime woman and three yellow cats — was a suicide pledge.
Authors, maintainers, editors and distributors of “this software” would pledge to ensure the software remained free and publicly accessible, and would also vow to “take his or her own life with a sword upon failure to uphold any of the pledges in this license,” the illustration read. It was labeled “Source Seppuku License,” an apparent reference to a traditional Japanese ritual suicide.
To work in crypto you have to have a fairly high baseline separation from reality but this is impressive.
"Dude, it’s a joke, how dense can you be?!!
… Sign here, here and here or you’re fired. The sword and a body pillow of your assigned anime waifu staring into your soul have been delivered to your desk."

What a pathetic way to lose ~50 employees/volunteers
Wow. I’m not into kink shaming or telling people they’re have fun the wrong way, but how broken do you need to be to cosplay the Bushido code for the sake of magic money? 🤦🏻♂️
I wish people could just be grown-ups.
holy shit
Jesus Fucking Christ.
The decomposing corpse of the blockchain cult is getting even weirder than it was at the peak of the mania.
Can’t wait for Line Goes Up 2
He was always weird though.
You should see the suicide pledges in FIAT currency tho
The mandate’s visual aesthetic — the anime and other illustrations — reflected imagery from a controversial online figure who was known to promote “white nationalist ideology and disturbing pro-anorexia content,” according to the lawsuit.
When an Ethereum Foundation board member objected to the aesthetic, Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin responded that “the controversialness (sic) of those aesthetics is itself part of the point,” according to the lawsuit.
After demanding that employees agree to the mandate, Bastian Aue, co-executive director of the Ethereum Foundation, defended the suicide pledge to employees as “part of the artwork of the mandate.”
It was, he said, “a cultural reference like other elements in there. Chosen deliberately, but not meant to be taken literally.”
“We deliberately referenced white nationalism when getting you to promise suicide if you don’t do as we say, but we didn’t mean it”
It is unenforceable anyway, but adding that sends some signal for sure
“If you reward making a stink with outcomes, then everyone will know that essentially making that kind of show both internally and externally is the way to cause outcomes inside of the EF,” he said, according to the lawsuit, which cited a recorded conversation between the pair.
So he doubled down instead of removing a suicide pledge? Legitimately insane. Now he’s getting sued because of it. But from his point of view it was more about asserting who was in charge. He’s insane.
What the fuck? Lmao, cringe anime seppuku pledge?
Crypto bros are so pathetic.
I thought it was a joke at first but no, some absolute weirdo put it in there.





