• palordrolap@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    Remind me: Why can’t they simply turn their opponent upside down then punch them above the belt.

    Scene:

    Moustache boxer hugs and flips belt guy onto ropes. Not a punch. Gotta be legal.

    Cut to shocked spectators.

    CRUNCH.

    Shocked faces turn to winces and grimaces. Except maybe one guy who’s amazed or creepily excited.