The word “almost” is doing a lot of work here.
Oi, I’ve gone an upset eem. This species natural defense is to sheet it self uncontrollably
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I can’t tell if it’s real or the whole fact is just a pun
Nevermind, you’re now the lemmy’s shittymorph.
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I see you.
“almost”
Hey, 1/47285826 times still counts!
At 5 times a day, that’s 25,910 years. 51,820 if they’ve had sex twice.
We’ve found the secret to eternal life!
“Crikey, look at ‘im struggle as I stick my fingers up his bumhole! Oi! He doesn’t like that one bit!”
“Oh, hang on, now he loikes it a lot!”
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EvU4VFMiyt4
Plenty more stopping humans with this method.
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