Yeah with weed it would be “what is this popari for the drug dogs? Please just get baggies”

My first weed dealer gave it out in Altiods cans and wanted the cans back after. If you don’t have it you better buy some on the way there.

Not great for coke

I watch a lot of YouTuber myself. Answers with Joe being one of my favorites.

I can’t help but feel like there’s something off about him. Like years from they’ll find a bunch of dead homeless guys in his garage or something.

It might just be that smile, or the over enthusiastic way he talks. Like all preformers are fake. Joe from answers with Joe is also putting on a performance but Mr beast it just like an alien pretending to be a human.

And games just feel problematic and exploitative, on the other hand poor people have done far more degrading things for lesser domes of money.

Anyway long story short there’s just something about him that creeps me out

I know what you mean but I can’t help but joke

“Dolly Parton, Keanu Reeves, who are the other 3 significant figures it can’t accurately weigh

Could you please explain why bathroom scales aren’t accurate? I love to learn and this is new to me.

A scale is a scale right?

I mean… we have hands because we evolved for most species they are feet. We kinda do have 4 feet

That explains a lot lol. For the record I think America should switch to metric but until we do I thinks in freedom units.

I didn’t realize we were using metric. I was thinking 120 Big Macs. My mistake.

Behold the fields where a grow my fucks and see that they lay barren .

How tall are you? If I was down to 120 I would be near death.

God I hope not because my ideas are terrible. Like it’s parodying enshitifaction mostly.

I’ve got one now I’ll share with y’all before ChatGPT.

So imagine this hypothetical.

I’ve spent 100 mil dollars to develop a breathing disk that helps people who have low oxegen levels or elderly people who have trouble breathing. It a charity endeavor. Saves lots of lives and is “perfectly say”

Next anytime someone goes in for any type of throat problem. Hell any surgery might as well give a power lung. It’s statistically safer to do it now while we’re in here than wait until it eventually fails and do a whole new surgery ”

A few years later it’s a “Safe Product tm” and it comes in a lot of colors.

The commercials blar “are you breathing properly? Have you experienced True Air tm. , if not, what have you been breathing.

With new evaluations, breathing air can be set to “date mode” for the best breathing to get that number from your crush. And… (wink) what comes after. New version has a sports mode for high heart rate activity”

A few years later it’s a subscription service. The best part is the people getting fucked can’t complain, the can’t afford to yell. They are skipping breaths to save money.

But if you don’t pay you don’t get to breathe.

That’s the kind of shit I talk about with ChatGPT.

Do I have an upset my mom? She kinda old an super cool

Thank you that explains alot.

Unfortunately now all I can’t think of is “great sir knight the queen has been captured, and much like hitler she has done nothing wrong!”

Player “I will save the queen and… wait hang on what was that about hitler?”

Npc: I’m just saying if you look at the geo-political climate of the 1930s-

Player: I’m just going to find the dragon thank you.

You got me. I’m satya nadella. I would have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for you meddling kids and you’re dog.

I’ve talked to them often. So I don’t bore my family with my wild ideas lol

Why anything? Sorry but I don’t accept that as an any. “Why do that “ why get out of bed? That’s above my pay grade.

New new form of stealing people’s catalytic converters

I know it’s a meme but it’s actually a pretty good reason people where them. They are ridiculous and they get a reaction. Or having one of those anime girl cars. It’s not exactly a joke but the it’s not exactly serious either.

Pretty much our point. It’s going to more like the purge than a war.

It won’t be heroic, it won’t be novel, it won’t benefit anyone at all if it comes down two war. It would be madness.

Robert Evan’s has a great podcast about what a civil war might look like that he wrote before trump even got elected the first time I think. And boy does it hold up still.

Things he says like “the crumbles”

And how he talks about “ but today… you’ve got shit to do” talking about things just crumbling around you but you still got to go to the grocery store before the line forms. Or how “you’re alarmed you recognize how far away a mortar hit from now, and you know that one wasn’t a threat, then the second one hits to kill the survivors.

It’s not all read in the second person only intro but the rests goes on about how other countries experience civil wars and compares it .

Anyway it’s really good and quite terrifying.