Is that lemonfred?

No, no I can’t.

Caught in a landslide?

Depending on what you meant by “very easily impressed with basic factual statements” it could go either way. I’m an adult and I’m happy to admit I don’t know a lot things, sometimes I’ve been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

If the bar is heaving, always order the Guinness last, preferably after they’ve had time to sort out all the other drinks first.

They do what we all did and start drinking at 14 in a park somewhere

🤞

I just pinned the new version to the taskbar so I don’t have to mess around with the old version diversion

That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

It all depends on the caveats of immortality.

I’m part of the beds before earth movement.

Be boring rather than arrogant. If they ask what you did this weekend or what you’re doing later just say nothing really or watching TV and relaxing. Few words answers, when the conversation isn’t flowing naturally they will just think you’re boring and leave you alone.

Obviously this might not work for everyone but it’s worked for me everytime.

B3 to C2 is my preference. C3 or darker and I’m asking if the cows are on strike. B2 and lighter I’ll ask if you just showed the teabag to the cup instead of putting it in.

Talk about preaching to the choir

You must hate TV or film

Rock wool, ignoring it’s insulating properties, I’m forced to believe was created by the devil himself.

I don’t believe this, have you got a reliable source?

You’re very judgemental for someone with mental happiness.

Fire and ice

Closed and open

Pressurised gas cylinder and unpressurised gas cylinder?

LPG and un-LPG?

Cool and uncool is my best guess.