https://www.manualslib.com/manual/1396907/Georgia-Pacific-Enmotion.html?page=4#manual

There are adjustable for just about every aspect of your interaction with it.

All (well, the two or 3 models we have at work) of the enMotion dispensers have that option. It’s just a switch inside to leave one out or not.

I bought a set of keys for the most common ones, and when I run across paper towel dispensers that spit out the shortest length of paper with the longest delay, I pop them open and flip the switches to give the longest length of paper and shortest delay. And fix jams and misfeeds as well if I run across them.

Yup. I hesitated when I should have bought one in 2022 and now their prices are back up.

I’ve been sitting in the same Steelcase Leap V2 for 8 years at work and it is still comfortable. I love it. When my current chair at home dies (it’s good, but not “Steelcase” good) I’m biting the bullet and getting the Leap V2 at home as well.

You mean Aunt Bunny?

She can’t walk down a flight of stairs…

But I bet she can climb the fuck out of a tree!

I haven’t heard that routine in 20 years at least, but I listened to that cassette tape for months on end.

“It’s shut the fuck up Friday.”

• While “Safety Dance” plays faintly in the background.