I’m only shocked because tigers don’t generally chase their prey. They’re ambush predators.

Also, you apparently have a sore throat. Who knew?

There are only 2400 stories…

Yes, you fucking acorn, but the problem is that making the injury something where “doing the job” will likely include an x-ray makes the author look like a moron instead of the doctor. The joke is understandable, it’s just badly executed.

Topic aside, the page break is comedy gold.

The joke is thinking it took Russia and China to take advantage of it.

Every once in a while, it glitches out on me and starts showing me adds for born-again Jesus seminars.

Or it’s trying to tell me something. One of those two.

Political maneuver literally named after a US politician

“Wow, this is just like Foreignistan!”

…Why is the first sign different? The first two would be “e-lon”, right?

Yeah. Like, you read history and think “no, the medieval chronicler was trying to make a didactical point, it didn’t actually-” but no, it kinda just happens sometimes…

Older Benz’s had the same dial, it was equally fantastic.

The annoying part is Dassault had linux cad software and they killed it.

And that’s the fundamental problem of the SSN. It’s a system designed not to be an ID, for a country that refuses to have an ID, that is being used as an ID despite it’s design, because it’s simply not viable to not have some form of an ID in a modern society.

I mean, who didn’t?

Then again, IIRC, when polled, a sizable percent of men though they could beat up a gorilla, so…

“Heartwarming: the worst people you know are all fighting”

“Please got it would be so funny”

The Russia connection is that we’re desperately trying not to talk about Epstein being a Mossad agent.

…Dude, the planet is frying.

non-fatal

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