I don’t think anyone really wants what X gon’ give to them.

Was this not a given? I remember something about weird Chinese military Supply train routes in the early months of the war

That looks an awful lot like one of my girls! What a cutie!

I swear to god if I don’t get my stapler back I’m going to burn this entire building to the ground it was a red stapler and it was my favorite and they moved me from my cubicle all the way down into the basement and I haven’t gotten paid yet but I keep talking to accounting and they say they haven’t seen my stapler

I don’t come in here to be personally attacked like this, ok?

that actually makes me feel way better about your portion size! I’m sure the entire meal was phenomenal!

Beautiful appetizer! What did you have for a main course?

He’s super gentle with toys. His two sisters, however, are absolute psychopaths.

I’ll take seven, thanks

I see this as an absolute win.