Astroglide is perfect for this situation. It even has “glide” in the name!
Older millennial nerd.
Astroglide is perfect for this situation. It even has “glide” in the name!
I found the Butt-ler!
DON’T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THIS ONE’S OUT OF CONTROL!
No worries. Misunderstandings happen. 😀
Perhaps I should have said “plush dog.”
I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal “security blanket.”
The Mask is sssssmokin’!
On the delete key!
No, you’re thinking of McDowell’s from 1988’s Coming to America.
I think it should be legal and regulated. It’s a service that people want and others are willing to fill. We just need laws to protect all parties, particularly the workers.
“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” -George Carlin
That’s a cooked crab. The restaurant is threatening you to get out of London, or you’ll be boiled alive.
In that case, hell no. 😂
While it might be nice to see how the world has changed, I don’t want to tarnish this amazing movie’s legacy.
My 8 year old starts almost every sentence with “By the way.”
Funny for the parents
Situation also matters. This appears to be on a bus and between acquaintances. Do this same thing at home toward the adult child’s significant other and it becomes a funny thing parents do to embarrass their kids.
I just can’t even right now or later. I don’t care if that makes me basic.
I think, “Holy shit, I’m gonna be the main course.”
I think that’s a red flag, I don’t want to get stabbed…
I’m in the US and I can do this. I call my primary care, they connect me with a nurse, and I tell them what’s going on. They will then inform me if I should go to UC, ER, or wait for an appointment. The primary care office even has a walk in clinic as an option. This is why it’s good to have a primary care physician, even if insurance doesn’t require it.