It looks like a refrigerator on wheels, and I’ll bet the ice maker doesn’t work.

Add a handful of zeroes.

He’ll just announce new tariffs.

You could sneak onto the island somehow, that shouldn’t be much of a problem.

But integrating with their society? They will out you in literally seconds, the first time you spoke. If they didn’t recognize you as an outsider on sight, they’d recognize from your voice, accent, speech, pronunciation, vocabulary, grammar, syntax, etc. that you were a phony before you finished your first sentence.

Those are the best ones, where it sneaks by you early, and you don’t even think about it until it gets pulled out at the end.

My son and I love to spot Chekhov’s Guns. My favorite is the flame-thrower in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. When he pulled it out at the end, my son and I both looked at each other and laughed. We didn’t see that coming.

Young people in 2036: These old VHS tapes are really cool!

Everybody else: No they aren’t. Put that down.

Detained all those Hispanic Mice.

We must look really slow to them, like sloths.

It’s terrible that she slept her way to the top, and deprived all those Nepo-Babies of those jobs.

Their ego was flying high, having choices, only to come crashing down when one was relieved to get rid of her, LOL. Now she’ll go on her “opportunity” date, and be all sullen and pouty, and ruin that one, too.

Hilarious.

Born male.

There is no Free Market, that’s just a myth they tell us to allow them to do whatever they want. They don’t really want a true Free Market because it leads to Luigis.

I’ve taken three polygraphs in my life, and I lied on all three. Not only did the polygrapher not catch the lies, all three accused me of lying about things I had been truthful about. By the third one, I was just fucking with the guy. I figured I didn’t owe him any respect, he knows what he does is a scam.

I’d never take a polygraph if my freedom was on the line.

“The poor get all the breaks!”

If this is real, that prof is got some splainin to do.

The MAGA comedy act of Schmuck & Jeffries has been on the stage far too long. It’s finally time for them to get the hook.

In my area it was $2.74 on the day the bombing started. It was $4.59 yesterday.

The only problem with his prediction is that as the 10% of human work increases, most of the increased work will also be done by AI, so all humans are doing is getting all the work breaking rocks, as AI handles any interesting stuff that pops up.

Nice psy-op. Now Putin will have to order everyone to be there, and they’ll all be watching the skies instead of his dumb parade.