Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.
Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.
Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It’s just casual American slang.
Well that seems like a completely justifiable use of force in this situation. /s
I have 8 playlist I’ve been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it’s kind of hard to walk away from that. And I’ll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.
Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!
Eh, idk. I’ve been enjoying absurdist and surrealist comedy for years, this doesn’t seem that out there. I’ve seen mad magazine comics more out-there than this.
I’ll say that I don’t usually wear shoes in the house, but it’s also a lost cause since I have two big dogs.
Same, this reads as a rapid sequence of events lol.
You leave my board games out of this
You just made a bunch of dudes touch their balls lol.
Probably the cycling thing tho.
I am over here, Sir. That is a telephone pole.
What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. dun. dun. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
A.I.D.S.
Ah thanks, I fixeded. it
Yeah I’m with you here, but like we have a lot less fewer plagues.
deleted by creator
I was driving home one night around 2am, I had just picked up an ounce and it was sitting in my trunk. I was about three blocks from home when I saw the flashing lights and was pulled over. I’m not proud to admit, and I’ve made it a point not to do it anymore, but I was extremely fucking baked at the time.
So the cop walks up to me and asks if I know why he pulled me over. I was sweating fucking bullets, but I just kept a real calm demeanor, “No, officer, unfortunately I am unaware of my infraction.” Well as it turns out, I had a light out on my back left. I showed him the replacement bulbs I bought that day (two weeks ago in actuality) and told him I was planning on taking care of it the next morning.
Gave me a verbal warning and sent me on my way… probably should have gone to jail that night, but I couldn’t believe I made it through without seeming stoned as fuck.
There’s an episode of “Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell” that covers this thing, and i gotta say fellas, that is some of the most fucked up shit.
Problem is that something like this doesn’t really hold water against sleeping disorders. Using weed to fall asleep is literally a treatment option often prescribed to people who have sleep problems. I don’t think caffeine tabs are something a doctor would consider if you were having troubles staying awake.