They tend to use children like objects

Where did all my red scare pat’rats go?

I don’t think that charge would stick unless he’s near a Tesla

Probably that “economic freedom safe space” thing he’s been talking about? The one with no rules to follow so the “hard decisions” “rugged individual” “pat’rats” don’t have to put in effort. Isn’t Greenland mostly natives? Yeah that’s probably it.

Why don’t you cold hearted demons ever think about the vulnerable investors? They don’t have marketable skills ffs! How will they live when the profits stop?

Now it’s “business innovation”

“Pat’rats”

No American entertainment either. No movies, no music, no tv shows, and so help me if you so much as sharply exhale out your nose to an American meme!

Everything fundamental Christians hate

That’s everything Jesus was about now it seems

“bUsInEsS iNnOvAtIoN”

I’ve been known to stay awake at night singing a song in my head. The tune, lyrics, and percussion are valueless to my life but my brain gobbles it up. I can recreate every part in my head. Memorizing stuff for school is impossible. Memorizing stuff for my job is somewhere in between. The real stupid part is I was in band back in middle school, wasn’t great at all, but for some reason that’s my brains jam. Ain’t that some shit?

I don’t have any advice, I just feel your pain and hope you figure something out.

What scum downvoted this!?

Don’t forget about the janitors still going in to work!

Taco Supreme

tee tee

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colon

LOL

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Yes. Reddit. Land of good faith void of passive aggression.

I’m an elder millennial and I remember thinking there was a very real possibility that Ronald would be in MY McDonald’s at least ONCE when I went there. I thought about that when I was a kid too.

Yeah that’s the joke. Apparently it’s 4D. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can see my lampooning of the sarcasm tags backfired and my sarcasm was taken seriously because I didn’t use tags.