That’s because evil is default and good takes constant effort to even exist

What is art without suffering?

::golfclap::

Look. I voted for trump on Nov 5th. It’s the 7th now so that’s the past and I said I’m sorry. You can’t bring up my past decisions and hold them against me. People can grow, learn, and change. You have to forgive and forget and if you don’t then you are the problem and need therapy.

It’s basic cheater logic

My work sends out “anonymous” surveys about random stuff to get a feel for what’s working and what’s causing problems. If you don’t fill it out you get an email from HR reminding you that you haven’t filled out the “anonymous” survey.

Floor to ceiling with birth certificates and emails

Isn’t that the whole “Jesus and his profits” thing? Making homeless people pay?

Example

Stepping on a pine cone vs sitting on a pine cone

gobs plan

Why miss out on culture? Goatse, meat spin, lemon party, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, that one Japanese one with the guy laying on his back and the seat beer bong hooked up to a mask? Like what do you even talk about on first dates?

“soda makes me hyper”

Yeah take those down votes for expressing your overall feelings on people based on your day to day interactions. They don’t line up with other people’s experiences so they are wrong. They also make people feel bad! How could you make them think about that?

Are you logged into OneDrive? Like we discussed twice yesterday?

Feeding kids too

Wait she wrote an article about herself?

Are you trying to solve science with it or something? You are supposed to turn carefully worded sentences into funny pictures and show people.

“Business Innovation”

They will demand it or else poor Kayla’lin 'da Leeigh Lynn Lee’s princess party will be ruined.

Yeah, you look your emotionally under baked family in their doo doo green eyes and tell them to “get gud”. You don’t make your pets like you less.

An AI generated comic? Im 50/50 on if the person you are replying to isn’t AI too. I’m getting a vibe with that reply.