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Cake day: July 2nd, 2026

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  • Yes I am that old. I am so old that when I was a kid my first PC was running DOS with windows 3.1. Granted it was because my parents couldn’t afford a brand new PC with Windows 95.

    So at 5-6 years old I was typing “CD JAZZ enter JAZZ” to open The shareware Jazz Jackrabbit.

    My first real console was the PS1 at eight years old and I used the plugs in that picture.

    Thankyou for coming with me down my history, I don’t talk about it for you. I talk about it so I don’t forget it…


  • Non-American here… I think I saw this same post 1-2 days ago and one very intelligent (and not drunk… like I am right now) person said that AOC should go for the senate to create real change… I think he said the senate… I’m drunk and I really don’t understand your political system.

    Just stop giving Israel a free pass for being a terrorist state.









  • Random? No I think my original message misses a point.

    I don’t look at ads. I don’t respond to messages I don’t answer phone calls from anyone besides my wife.

    I’m so overly cautious and uninterested I could possibly miss a call telling me my parents are dying.

    I’ve been in IT so long that everything these days is spam to me, I’m always looking for a way to disable every notification and block every call/message.

    The last time I had a real social media message that I cared about was back when MSN messenger existed… So at least 18+ years ago

    Now don’t get me wrong, I’m a ridiculous human being… I am a big fat loudmouth but even as far back as Bebo then Myspace then Facebook I’ve been more interested in getting attention face to face.

    Now I’ve gone on and on… That’s because I’m in my late 30s and I hate my job and I’ve drank too much alcohol.

    Good luck to you and I wish you well




  • Wait… why is this a question…? I guess it’s the same as when people ask my why Adobe is so terrible, why HP is terrible or why Apple is so terrible.

    Companies eventually get so big and powerful they only care about companies.

    Stop paying for Microsoft, pirate is Stop using Microsoft office, Get libre office Stop using HP, get Lenovo or Dell instead Everyone everywhere should stop using apple.

    As much as I hate Apple/OoS and I do truly hate Apple… Adobe is the worst company on earth.

    Easiest way to explain it is that Apple and Microsoft exist just to steal all your money Adobe not only wants to steal all your money but they wanted take it all then make you pay so they can lazily explain why they took your money. HP is in the corner breaking all your furniture so they can charge you a fee to fix it and put Microsoft, apple and Adobe trash on it.



  • How many IT security people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 50 to Palm the work off on the service desk and another 250 to block service desks access to be able to screw in the light bulb.

    Another few hundred to make it seem like the original IT security were actually useful… IT support get are still at the same amount of people… They do the work and they get the blame.

    Might be obvious, IT security at my company have no fucking idea what they’re doing and just making random shit up to keep their jobs alive.

    I now have to do IT support with one hand tied behind my back…


  • Exactly, none of us even know who he is. But he felt he was important enough to create an entire documentary about Apu, crying that Apu was making Indians seem bad when Apu was crushing it.

    Then if you payed attention I talked about how unhappy I was that the Simpsons let us Australians off easy.

    I want to be attacked on all fronts because I’m a ridiculous human being.

    “dickhead” is something you call someone you like in Australia.


  • Hank Azaria voices many characters and is a very talented guy. I don’t blame him for being uncomfortable voicing Apu

    Apu had so many silly and offensive things towards Indians… But Apu is (As I said in my original comment) a great and wonderful character and is one of the better off characters in the show.

    The only time Apu is a bad guy is when he’s selling expired meat or when he’s cheating on his wife.

    The rest of the time he’s busting his arse and being so damned hard working.

    Groundskeeper Willie is a drunk, hate filled, Scottish borderline serial killer… All okay it’s because he’s Scottish.

    I don’t care either way, I like Apu and I like Willie but I don’t like that a 3rd rate comedian attacked Apu just to get famous and No one cares about the harmful stereotypes of Ellie… I don’t even care… Actually I’m tired of this, I don’t care.


  • It was already said about Troy Mclure. I’m still annoyed that a 3rd rate Indian comedian said “Apu is making us all look bad” Ahh yes Apu who is literally the hardest working person (besides Smithers) Apu a man who had 5 women dating him at one time. A man who got the hottest girl ever (The Squishish girl)… They decided that was offensive and against their race.

    All I’ve got is “OI MISTER PRIME MINISTER” and “900 DOLLARYDOOS???”

    I guess I’m entitled because 900 dollarydoos is fucking hilarious and I love being insulted.

    I have some long lost Scottish heritage (ask the English and the Catholic Church why I can’t look up my history) and I Absolutely love everything about Groundskeeper Willie even his creepy phase of filming couples in their cars… "EVERY SCOTTISH PERSON DOS EET’