Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them
Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them
Uhhhhhhhhhh…. ummmmm…. Yeah… I got nothin’
Correct
“Cool defence. Still statutory rape.”
This was supposed to be a humorous variant of the quote “cool motive, still murder” from Jake Peralta in the show Brooklyn 99.
https://youtube.com/shorts/oyg7T9emCUA?si=mJzRT6wbuL3rwpW7
Sorry if this bothered anyone
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“I also choose this guys mom”
(Sorry for your loss friend)
The worst ‘moment’ is a long and ongoing moment that started at age 0 to today and likely forever. I haven’t felt glad to be alive once in my life and I doubt it will ever happen. Too much of coward to kill myself, so I’m just hoping a brain aneurysm will take me out quick and painless. I just want to check out of the bullshit existence that happens against my consent day after day.
I’m a perfect failure. If you hand me anything, no matter how complex or simple, I will fuck it up beyond all chance of repair and you will never figure out how it happened because even I don’t know.
Citation: my life, job, friends, ex-gf, family, hobbies, etc…
Try using Safari and an extension called “AdGuard”
It’s not the exact same, but it’s better than nothing.
Whats the going exchange rate in karma bucks?
“Don’t recommend this channel” has been a life saver
Shampain