Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

I like my dhv microdosed and my edibles macrodosed

A little brown banana doesn’t sound so bad

So does that mean they no longer have nuclear capabilities?

Does she chew with her mouth open?

Any chance we can just switch to poles?

ETA: in spirit of full disclosure I am a paid ambassador for big pole

Like… robot bees…?

Ok… that sounds pretty good 🤣

I’ll give it a listen

I guess I’m officially old because I don’t know who tf this person is or why I should care about her opinion but I keep seeing her name everywhere🤣

The bar was so low all he had to do was order donuts without acting like a serial killer

I sure hope so

Somebody’s family is having a rough week

At his age he’s probably exhausted, can you blame him?

Too late for an old man, I guess

It’s not that they hate America. It’s that America stands between themselves and power/wealth.

They don’t give a shit about America or Americans, but they don’t hate America. I definitely do think they hate the poors though.

*felonious presidential candidate whines that it isn’t fair he isn’t getting more plea deals

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This country is truly fucked

Finally.

An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’

JFC

So, she’ll be on the Supreme Court short list then?

It’s probably because preceding each shutdown they loudly proclaim that they will shut down the government and blame the dems… and then they do…