My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.

To shreds, you say.

This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…

I would have liked to hear to brain storming session that lead to this brilliant plan.

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

Better then crunchy frogs?

Once you go quack, you never go back.

I kind of like:

Crocodiles?! Do not swim here?

To be honest, I’ve always wanted to buy one and turn it into a camping van.