You can tell it’s made the rounds because it has a reaction image nearly the size of the image itself shoved onto the bottom superfluously

Thank you. I could kiss you like a mother.

Alright, is there some super-populated center for enthusiast nerds who make Androids less 1984 and shit? Like, the fdroid sub or something? I’m still on the ol’ Tim Cooker but when this thing croaks I’m switching teams. I don’t need Google getting sloppy seconds, though.

I mean, feels like everyone has a phone these days. Surely some niche sect of Internet nerds has a cutting edge solution for this shit.

Is it just GrapheneOS with FDroid apps? What about Google Play Store apps, can I use those without getting fucked? Can I retain nearly every stock feature on an Android without selling my soul to Google? Which Android phone should I buy if I want things to run smoothly with the modifications I need to make? (Are those new touch flip-phones on the menu? Are they more durable now? I fantasize about DS emulation, and slapping my phone together to hang up on people. I just remember hearing all about the highly scratch-able screens and hinge problems.)

dude no you can’t put peashooters in the back lanes you have to use cabbagepults stop

Ohh. My bad.

Tech influencer folks predict a 2026 drop for the second revision, so if you can wait that long (or trust these predictions they’re making) I’d wait.

I feel like people have gotten Stockholm syndrome from phones with new generations every year.

Current hardware still works fine. If you have frame troubles, lower settings and mess with your battery/performance profiles.

Do not solve the problem by offering to give companies another 500 of your dollars.

(If you’re playing your Deck at home and have a beefy PC, though, you can always stream from your PC to your deck for better performance! On most networks, there’s virtually 0 latency! Highly recommend.)

my biggest question is “why is the protagonist an anthropomorphic die?”

https://knaben.org/ for general torrents https://fmhy.net/ for everything else

Could always hire an impersonator who does a good impression of said politician. Wouldn’t have to worry about restrictions then.

Oh right, shit

I forgot that Amazon Prime was more than content streaming

Uhhhhh

Replace Amazon Prime with patience and foresight

Could always pick up piracy. Hard to beat a 100% off coupon.

Simply pick up uBlock Origin and browse some community-vetted streaming sites on FMHY. (Short for Free Media Heck Yeah, a site that showcases community-vetted sites.)

That’s just streaming, no downloading. Simply find streams of whatever shows you’re invested in and binge as usual!

I’ve even gone as far as taking old laptops of mine and having them full screen these sites on startup. Then, I simply hook the laptop up to my TV via HDMI, plug in a Bluetooth keyboard, and binge away!

Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.

Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.

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Zuck my cock, Meta.

They finally rebuilt him; they had the technology.

I’ve been running modified Spotify IPAs and desktop scripts for years to get around paying premium; here’s to hoping that I can still play these audiobooks!

I dunno about you, but THIS Queerie is trying their best to de-Google.

Hell yeah, you got that mini toilet brush type shit. Enjoy!!