OCCUPIED!

But what’s weird is that 99% of the time I have no idea what to say in any given situation, but this public restroom scenario just came naturally to me one day and still comes naturally to me every time. That’s weird isn’t it? Like I’m only comfortable & functional in the most uncomfortable situations 🤦🏼‍♀️

If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.

Tyranny is a woman?! Makes sense 😝

They have fur/feathers covering their shameful skin. They’re just wealthy Disney nepo babies who enjoy shopping for & wearing unnecessary ostentatious decorative items.

His upper trapezius is so jacked, it could almost double as an umbrella shielding him from the rain & sun.

Who do you think is right? Grail? Or the people downvoting Grail’s comment?

We called it the Darth Vader voice.

Hey, show some appreciation for Adam Sandler. His earliest works were beloved by all at the time. Big Daddy & Happy Gilmore & The Wedding Singer were adorable.

Because the weight loss comes from muscle first, so Ozempic users MUST eat high protein & lift weights to build/maintain muscle or else their body composition turns into jelly. Ask me how I know 😜

Many neckbeards living in moms’ basements are drawn to Lemmy.

I choose to believe that you’re the authentic Bill Murray from OG Ghostbusters.

Yes but he was just quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson who was quoting Albert Einstein quoting Abraham Lincoln.

It’s like The Onion. Satire but could easily be true.

Is that tire pressure gauge archaic? It’s handy & effective & requires no electricity. I keep one in my glove box.

Sometimes my hair is knotty.

Sometimes I’m naughty.

A moment of silence for those of us who manually deleted all our reddit posts & comments one-by-one then checked back a few weeks later & noticed our posts are still there. Reddit refused our right to delete.

*it isn’t for naught

The two popular sites I blogged on from 2001-2012 no longer exist.

Tennessee is where music production happens.

Starting out with limitless money and support, anybody could do anything they want. And that’s exactly what Taylor has done.