Upvote for The Mist. The movie ending is fucked. Even King admits it’s better than his original ending.

Disgusting? Yes.

Accurate? Also yes, unfortunately.

So, we’ve created the Toilet Safety Administration. Wonderful.

My chabbages!

One: breastplate stretcher.

Vance went from -22 to -3. Wow. He’s so popular now. Such a long term threat.

Well, you don’t wanna listen to dragontamer then. The scenes they’re describing happened only in their head.

Please, reconcile your fawning fascist fellating with the FACT that he’s the last popular VP candidate in American history. I’m sure it will be an entertaining, if somewhat nauseating read.

Are you a couch?

This was the exact thought running thru my head as i forced myself through that disgusting fan fiction.

I care not for the Dragon Reborn. I follow the Car’a’carn.

You might like this little song with complicated words.

“Hi, Pepperidge Farms? Yeah, this is Peter Peppermint at Peppermint farms. I think our lines got crossed again. Yeah. Yeah. It was a page this time. Yeah. Oh no, we threw ours away after that Lebanon thing. Anywho, just wanted you to know. Cheers!”

Actually, he smurfed its smurf.

“There was a fire and i saved it from this baby.”

“You didn’t knock, Caine.”

Straight bussin’ frfr

Not enough Englishmen in New York.

“I married the prom queen.”

You Make Me is, i believe, supposed to be in the style of Oingo Boingo. It’s always been one of my favorite “original” Weird Al songs.

“What I do have it’s this one box of starving, crazed weasels.”

“…ok. I’ll take that.”