Par for the course for PepaiCo…

Zipper merging also always seems to assume that there are no trucks/buses/trailers and that everyone isn’t tailgating so closely that they can read the Vin# of the car in front of them…

“Dicks out for Jesus Any%” runs, when?

Nothing says “Death Cult” quite like the prominant display of the murder weapon used against their leader.

It’s almost like it’s a suicidal death-cult.

Pretty sure most of the Walking Dead cast would never have survived an initial outbreak of gingivitis, let alone zombies…

I think they should add the word “Fuck” to all age verification prompts until they, too, get censored.

They were always sacrificial pawns. The administration has been salivating over one of them getting killed so that they can invoke Artical 2 and call for martial law.

Fun Crow facts: Crows have been known to investigate deaths of their fellow crows and can hold generational grudges!

Text has been a little sluggish with my tests. Might be due to influx of users, though.

No sympathy after their warrentless siezure of a Windscribe VPN server a day ago.

Hate week is a time-honored tradition!

You laugh, but the engineroom guys refer to the reactor as a “Hot-rock” diety.

If FedEx is short for Federal Express, and UPS is short for United Postal Service

Does anyone know what DHL is short for?

My best guess is Dyslexic Letter Handlers!

In Unearth, the goal is to have enough points via die rolls on a card when a threshold is met to win the card. So higher rolls are generally better.

But, if you have poor luck, and roll below a 3, you get a little token that lets you buy other cards.

If you have the world’s worst luck, and never roll above a 3, there’s a good chance you can win the game through those other cards!

I want something that causes locked-in syndrome and a long ventilator-assisted life.

Maybe then he’ll realize that yes, everyone does, in fact, hate him. And even the cowards he surround himself with will do it straight to his face for once.

Anecdotal, but I just saw a bicyclist run a flagger paddle in a construction zone thinking it was a yield. Almost get creamed by oncoming traffic. So it probably shouldn’t be treated as a yield at all because people are too dumb when it comes to inconsistent rules.

Just spit balling here, but they probably tune the AI for different thresholds between return and rent out so that they can rake in the damage fees for things that “weren’t there” during the first AI scan.

Bold of you to assume this means they are hiring more workers…