Definitely the real one, the last sentence is like a signature!

Well, apparently I can’t consume in or around my house, but in the front yard of my grandma would be fine.

Where could someone obtain this mysterious knowledge?

I first thought the guys cleaning the ducks are butchers… That would have been quite the different way to help going through a phase…

Ahh, yes, tracked eight hours of refactoring today…

This looks a lot like these liminal spaces pictures… quite creepy