That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Of course, that’s what estrogen does.

It’s surprising the 90’s didn’t give us a “Speed on a plane” flick. Or did they?

There’s Air Force One, I guess. And there’s probably a Steven Seagal plane movie.

I wish I had the job security of a shitty cop.

Josef Mengele died in 1979

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele

Ew no. They’re going to taste like silicone and suncreen I bet.

Haven’t seen it but the third Ginger Snaps movie takes place in colonial Quebec, I think.

Not quite a werewolf movie but there’s a Wolfman movie starring Benicio del Toro too.

Pizza Peacemaker. If you’re with a bunch of people with varying tastes and want to order pizza, you open the app and pass your phone around. Each person in turn puts in what they like and how much they want to eat. At the end the app tells you what you should order and how you should split the bill.

“Sorry, we’ll come back later when you’re feeling better.”

With what money, Elon? You can’t afford to pay Google or office rent but you’re going to pay Mr. Beast?

Younger folks have been raised on apps and other polished devices with oodles of effort put into UX design.

Older folks grew up learning DOS commands, memorizing the IRQ of their sound card, and other clunky shenanigans.

In their current state Lemmy, Mastodon and other services are too complicated for most young folks to bother with. Not all, but most, especially the filthy casuals.