No, you’re right, let’s better keep our ruler class’ pockets full. That won’t bite us in the ass.

Because inflation has absolutely no bearing on poor people’s silver linings.

which were originally caused by rightwing policies

Such as…

Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

I agree with Lilly.

I think I’m having a stroke.

Two photos in one day? What are you? a hundronary?

4277 gallons are 1094912 tablespoons, divided by 547500 you get 1.99984. So each sausage has almost 2 tablespoons of juice.

Like… Sexually?

I don’t know the name, but it tastes like ass.

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99 user stories on the wall…

99 user stories…

Take a few down, end up the scrum

126 user stories on the wall…

Yeah, I misread

That is true. As far as I know, nobody lives on my phone screen.

What happened to the next turtle? Did the turtle jumped for the photo?

Ipso facto: immediately

Routing information protocol, little pigeon, routing information protocol.

So… You’re rich!

I’m thicker than 7 inches. My belly and ass would get stuck. Even in glass

It would be rude not to