Yeah no way these space tubes will eventually be used as an object to throw at Jaburo.

This isn’t new!

that dog is fat as fuck

it needs googly eyes

that’s a solid lion tamer

what a bunch of cunts

He also had a corner of classic Top Gear’s test track named after him.

*Illegal in places that have adopted international building/residential code.

Endymion by Dan Simmons. Part of the Hyperion Cantos.

Everytime you eat a steak, a hippie’s hacky sack falls in the gutter.

-Patton Oswalt