Feels like somebody just set a speedrun world record.

Americans when you point out that the word “football” doesn’t exclusively refer to gridiron.

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worse positioning

Yeah, it wouldn’t be as steep - therefore less fun

Not only that, but you can’t even use price as a proxy for quality anymore. Choosing to splash out on something you want to last just means you’re going to be more disappointed when it inevitably breaks.

Head of Shitty Person Club revealed to be a shitty person.

After some unfortunate interactions with older coworkers, I’ve started thinking that so many shitty aspects of our work culture exist because working men wanted an excuse to be away from their wives and children.

I’m quite partial to the ink tank kind of printer myself. The ink is cheap and doesn’t have any sort of third-party lockout.

Maybe she’s X Æ A-12’s sister. I didn’t know Elon Musk had another daughter.

Because it’s glorified predictive text.

Joke - n.

something said or done to cause laughter

It’s nice to get confirmation, though I really can’t believe it had to be said. Sign of the times, I guess.

If they release one with a headphone jack I’m 100% sold.

I think that must be someone else, I don’t know what MeFi is, I’m afraid.

Ooops… Sorry. I didn’t mean to mislead you.

All I did was scroll down and note that I didn’t see any articles written by “Cracked readers” - I didn’t actually look at the articles themselves.

I just had a quick look at the Cracked homepage and it looks like they’ve got articles written by actual writers again, which is a nice change. It turns out that, while cheap, filling your website with bullshit listicles written by “Cracked readers” makes for bad content.

'member when Windows 10 was supposed to be the final version of Windows? I 'member.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

Protestants spread the myth that people in the middle ages thought the earth was flat to try and discredit Catholicism.

Ancient Greeks proved the earth was a sphere as early as the 4th century BC.

The internet.

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