I’d love to witness the Chixilub impact. Or Pompeii, or any huge natural disaster. The bigger the better. I’d also like to figure out how the moon was actually created. Then see the sun swallow the earth at the end.

Lemon Party

I don’t clean my keyboard. I just add chia seeds and a little water. Chia keyboard ftw.

It may be time to outfit a ballcap with super bright infrared LEDs. It’s probably past that point already, sadly.

HIPAA? What’s that?