Dr. Doggo

I think a lot of people dislike her for the same reason I don’t like Kate Upton.

She feels like she was designed in a lab to be what she is.

She doesn’t feel real. She feels manufactured.

And that’s not to call her fake. If anything I’d say it’s calling her too perfect.

Angela all the way. She’s a goddess in human form.

My man.

Redhead, bottom just right of center.

Little thick, Big tits, red hair. What’s not to love.

Far right.

They’re all sorority model Barbie dolls but right at least has some tits and a little meat on her.

Not my type but an interesting lineup.

Redhead.

Reminds me of an old joke.

Johnny is working with his teacher on a math assignment he failed, so she’s explaining it with words to help. “okay, say there are ten crows on a power line, and you shoot two, how many crows are left?” She asks.

“None, you shoot a crowd they’re all gonna fly off” the teacher laughs at this answer and responds

“Well for the sake of math, it would be eight, but I like the way you think.”

Johnny says “Ma’am, if there are three women eating popsicles, and one of them is just in heaven with her eyes closed and the whole thing in her mouth, ones just sort of licking the tip, and ones just sort of sucking it a little bit doesn’t like it; Which ones the married one?” The teacher thinks about it for a minute and says

“Well I suppose the one sucking the whole thing”

Johnny responds, “Well for the sake of accuracy, it’s the one who’s wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you think”

Give me number 2.

While I usually go for the biggest tits in a lineup, the fact this makes out at a B kinda dampens that.

She has this adorable kind of cherubic face that I really like? Reminds me of an Australian actress whose name I can’t remember.

Amber

Crazy as she is she’s easily the hottest of the three by a large margin.

Sydney

Some men prefer perk to size. But I’m not one of them.

There used to be a porn site where they did mock slave auctions and training.

Oh I’m absolutely taking Mulan. Truly wild when the Asian girl has the best tits in the lineup