Not necessarily about this bill in particular but I hate the bill bundling bullshit in general. Sometimes the bill appears to be about something I care about but in the bill is a ton of irrelevant stuff that sometimes I absolutely hate. I wish this wasn’t able to work like this it’s deceptive on purpose

Defenestration. Throwing someone out of a window. Example the defenestration of prague

Yeah they didn’t do “the weave” but that’s okay most of us lack the brain power to do so

https://youtu.be/7pO39Sh6THg?si=BmOcfhOKk0jzjwxS

This video is really hilarious. Idk if it’s the same bridge or not. Also I know people on Lemmy don’t like links to YouTube but I don’t know how to do the thing.

I have relatives that I shit you not fear this and believe it is 100% real. It’s so extremely fucking stupid

Another commenter here above would just punch them in the mouth to fix that trouble maker. I wonder if they tried that.

To be fair in my experience it was the troublemakers assaulting me. Children were not a righteous social police force that punished and rewarded specific behaviors.

I feel like if you were the one “punching trouble makers in the mouth” you were probably also an asshole and it’s nice that you justify it to yourself this way I guess

Ah yes yes, you’re right. Even worse lmao

It would’ve been over if we all would have just listened to him! … And all drank bleach!

Super Mario world with my dad

I like how my social security card explicitly says not to be for identification and tax purposes only. But I need for absolutely fucking everything and to identify I’m a citizen. Can hardly sign up for a new email without a SSN. (Exaggerating of course about the email)

Well more just the military in general. It’s mostly just free college roulette. My uncle got free college but also he was almost blown up in a rocket attack. His friends from the same rocket attack didn’t make it to college…

I mostly hear military people from where I am say “there is free education! You pansies just have to earn it” idk just seems problematic to me haha

That’s true! There can definitely be really good opportunities there. I just like to be contrarian

It’d be cool except the non zero chance of catching a bullet just because I wanted to have benefits other people have for free… and I know that I could be shot in civilian life too. But like, doesn’t that just make it worse

I don’t know how they think I could afford subscriptions for every object in my life. There’s no way

Tinder. Really happy, now my wife baby coming soon. Those shitty awful apps can work sometimes

I really liked this story too!

One thing I never understand is that all I ever hear about from Republicans is how old Biden is. While being true and not that I necessarily like Biden no one ever talks about how Trump is only three years younger. Biden has to answer for his age all the time but it’s not a thing Trump typically deals with

This is a really good point. It’s definitely all in the reasons behind it. I’m really scared for my child to go to school but since I work full time there’s no real other option. I would actually be able to teach some courses due to my education but also know I would be inept at others. Plus it’s different to teach biology to people in college than to a 7 year old that’s probably an entirely different ball game I would probably be bad at

Yeah for sure. Like I wasn’t trying to bash the individual I commented under. When it’s working it’s working. Only when it doesn’t it’s pretty bad. But then again that is a pretty irrelevant point for me to make since many kids make it through public school and are dumb as bricks. I guess it all just depends