Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

Italy has always looked like a boot, it’s just that back in the day boots looked very different

Step 2: Start licking the table cause that’s where most of the mac n cheese ended up

Despite the old stereotype of Japan being a futuristic nation that produces the technology of tomorrow, a lot of it’s institutions are still using very outdated technology.

Fax is still very actively used

“Nobody asked for this” is such a stupid argument. As if people are only allowed to do something if they were asked for it

THEREFORE, I’M HERE BY ASKING ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING

There, the next time somebody asks “Who asked for this?” send them here and tell them I did

Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that?

Do you sometimes or occasionally go to a store? If yes then great. Simple deposit the empty bottle into the bag you take to the store and you’re dandy!

That is a simple trick only millions of people are performing every day

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there’s nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch

It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of “Bean on toast”

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn’t non smokers also just use it for a mild high?

Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session

I once had an enema version of this car

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed