I’m not sure what’s worse, him being a sellout or that his price is so stupidly low.

No that’s his long lost cousin, Ted Crust.

Sure, just let me plop down my ACME free-standing sink and plug the drain first.

There’s no one right answer. It totally depends on you, your parents, and your dynamic. Did/do your parents treat you like shit? Did they blow through their all of their retirement money in 5 years? Are they in a 800k empty house but refuse to downsize for no good reason?

IDFK, ask me when I’m 65.

When you remove the barriers to entry, the average quality users decreases, leading to an increase of corporate interest in an attempt to market to them all. These corporations do not care about the environment, and they run what the masses haven’t yet trashed in order to commodify it for maximum profit.

First the planet, then the Internet, next who knows? Maybe the entire human genome. Soon everyone will have to pay to remove dream ads and there will be a paywall inhibiting serotonin production without a subscription.

Clearly Zeus was mad that Prometheus was… stealing his thunder.

Corporations: why spend our own money when we can get these chumps to spend it for us?

Sugar and caffeine.

He’s a narcissist, he’s literally incapable of accepting blame.

IDK where the hell you’re from but I know at least three times as many people with glasses as without. There’s no excuse.

Except they don’t. Example, my fiancee is a fine dining chef, and as such has to keep her fingernails trimmed pretty short. If she decided to do the long nail thing, she’d be told to trim them. If you want to wear a party dress or beach attire to your office job, guess what, you can’t. If you wear metal jewelry and are an electrician, that stuff stays in your locker or home, same for food service.

Utility > vanity. If your aesthetic choices inhibit your ability to do your job, then you need to make different choices. This isn’t an accommodation for a disability or religious thing. If you want your appearance to get in the way of your work and it doesn’t impact your work, then you don’t need accommodation. If it’s uncomfortable then that’s your own damn fault.

So it turned out that Miss Independent was the real sponge all along.

Mistakes were made.

But this summer a champion will come…

And fix their errors - forever.

Scared & Stupid 2: Rise of l’Otter

My fiancee instantly saw it as π also lol

At first I thought this was from Inspirobot, but then I saw that watermark and second guessed myself. Regardless, I decided to find out what Inspirobot had to say about this.

I don’t know what to make of this.

Five men.

Six words.

Two mistakes.

This summer, they are:

Scared & Stupid (rated R)

What about “cheese qurds?”

I’d hate to live somewhere that spells it “kheese curds.”

So he’s a jaded Trump voter. See this is what I had expected the first one to be, but it turns out he just hated politicians and picked the first idiot that showed up in his town. That idiot just so happened to be the orange one. This crazy person actually had buyers remorse and… uh… wanted a refund or something? Anyway he’s a loser and a failure now, just like Trump. So now at least they have that in common.