Jokes on you, I do both

Pun 10/10, execution 6/10

“You can’t even ask them to drop the puns—their response will just be Dublin down”

He’s not having a hooker shit on his chest through a hammock though, might not be him.

All western news is doing some strong work completely ignoring coverage of this narrative. Absolute fucking disgrace and travesty.

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Disney’s desperation is showing—just look at their stock price the past 2 years… down 50%

I’m honestly surprised they didn’t raise their subscription fees sooner. Unfortunately for them it’s a double edged sword, which will cause a lot of people to cancel and quite possibly harm them in the long run.

Every single provider just sets completely arbitrary price-gouged rates. We need a public internet service to undercut these goons.

Boost mobile unveiling (10^1000)G network next quarter, capped 7up20down

“Drain the swamp!”

Says one of the biggest swamp rats in the world.

These people are addicted to voting against their own interests. Just look at the 2017 tax cuts. At the EPA. At his covid response.

I just hope he’s turned enough of them off voting in our “rigged” elections for 2024z

I’d say 20% odds the babies never even existed—and, if they did, 70% odds there were fewer than 40 of them and 80% odds they weren’t beheaded.

“Violating international law” is pretty sterile/soft verbiage for fucking war crimes.

It’s probably just regular porn the whole point of this joke is the implication of incest from the commenter

I’m just talking about what I have seen personally… the only argument I made is FOR wfh or did you not read that part

These companies are paying (now even more) out the ass for leases and property maintenance. It also harms adjacent businesses (like restaurants) placed specifically in complexes with other businesses. I’ve seen it in person, a mom and pop dumpling restaurant was booming pre-pandemic and now only does sustainable levels of revenue on the days that the nextdoor offices require people to come in.

On a micro/personal level I love wfh. If everyone was 80-100% wfh that might solve the insane housing cost crisis we’re in. Buy a home in montana and work for a company in northern virginia for example.

On a macro level I can see the concerns. WFH is the future but these businesses needed a period of time to phase into it. This particular economic climate is NOT conducive to a harmless transition in many cases.

Swap coffee and energy drinks. Energy drinks are def the most braindead of the bunch—I know, I used to buy them.

Also where is the “100mg adderall” option?

Sometimes working at something for long enough puts you into like a fugue state. It’s like the opposite of “flow” where you just dumb down.

^This happens to me only when I had entered my dumbzone the previous shift

It’s honestly fucking hilarious how hard Musk has Trumped this company.

People are still going to call it twitter and tweeting because it’s usable in a sentence. Calling it “x” is a thoroughbred-mouthbreather move. For example:

“Twitter tweeted an announcement that it would add disclaimers to tweets with misleading and false information regarding voter fraud”

“X x’d an announcement that it would add disclaimers to x’s that american elections are rigged and Trump and Musk are totally not the swamp they complain about”

“Blaze your glory!”

At a certain point it’s not trolling, you’re just being a retard.

Oof

I already got permabanned from reddit for saying “cunt” so fuck that cunt website. I used to lament how terrible it was becoming but, now that I’ve removed myself from it, I’m just watching it crash and burn and enjoying every bit of it.

Soon the website will only be bots and shills and a few people who never say anything even slightly aggressive/controversial/opinionated/crass. A boring, sterile shell of its former self— just a safe space for advertisements.

Eat shit and die reddit!

Part of the reason drug abuse is so all consuming is because 80% of an addict’s time is spent finding it while avoiding the law. I know this from experience as a recovering opiate/heroin addict. If you had let me go down to the corner store to buy clean dope legally, not only would I have about $20,000 more to my name (from scams/thieves/short bags), I legitimately believe I would have gotten clean much sooner.

If you’re just sitting in a room with your thoughts as opposed to constantly occupied with the chase, you’re more likely to have moments of lucidity to confront how stupid and useless your life has become. I never had those thoughts when I was distracted chasing it around 24/7, only once I figured out the DNM’s