Anything that can poo out a cube should not be messed with.

I ordered some stuff from China and the estimated delivery date is December 8 and I’m checking it almost every day. What is wrong with me? Help.

The bug was deliberately put there after he was born so he could fulfill the prophecy.

Mechanical keyboard users unite!

A dapper gentleman indeed!

Pulling Your Own Strings by Wayne Dyer gave me a lot of confidence. His other books have a spiritual bent to them, I believe (I haven’t read them), but the above book is just straightfoward advice.

There is a search engine for Lemmy https://www.search-lemmy.com/

Not ideal that it’s outside of your preferred search engine, but it’s something.

Contrary to popular belief, sometimes shit doesn’t happen.

If it’s not too hot outside, sunshine. It helps get rid of that icky, germy feeling of being cooped up inside and the vitamin D doesn’t hurt either.

If they became more intelligent than us, would they pick up our poo?

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Yes, they attach them to their bicycle handles.

It’s already weird but why didn’t they leave enough room for their feet? Do they straddle the toilet?

My god! The same thing happened to me but it had been years since my last vaccination. Proof that they stay in your body for a very long time.