Meestar Ken.

Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.

All Javerts are bastards.

“Why, SeeMarkFly, does this mean we’re not friends anymore? You know, SeeMarkFly, if I thought you weren’t my friend… I just don’t think I could bear it!”

-Doc Holliday

Only after the billionaire had sex with it.

And then had it passed around among their associates.

Wait, how old are these dinosaurs?

Just the ones with mayors of a certain skin color.

Two plus two is four

Minus one that’s three, quick maths

His skin does have a sort of Frankenstein’s monster patched-together look to it there.

Most (all?) fruit sold in American grocers has an assigned code for ringing up at the register. Bananas is the only one I remember anymore, but it’s 4011. Not sure if it’s a global standard.

Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Jane from Tarzan, I think.

I forgot about Chyna going into porn after wrestling.

That’s my secret, Cap…

Whoever #2 was thinking about.

Same. Probably warm, but.

I don’t get it, but this dude was really into lemons.

Not enough randomly capitalized Words that shouldn’t be capitalized.

I literally don’t understand what he’s going for with Kamabla. Like, literally, what the fuck does it mean or imply? What am I missing?

I’m sure it’s fine. It’s not like there’s an idiot who makes stupid, whimsical decisions in charge.

Do I see a bare foot on the table?