That’s not nearly enough coffee cups.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Yes this year is going to be really good and productive
13·2 months agoMeestar Ken.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let's visit the grocery store before the movie
7·2 months agoYeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.
All Javerts are bastards.
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politics @lemmy.world•'Take the vaccine, please,' a top US health official says in an appeal as measles cases rise
2·3 months ago“Why, SeeMarkFly, does this mean we’re not friends anymore? You know, SeeMarkFly, if I thought you weren’t my friend… I just don’t think I could bear it!”
-Doc Holliday
Only after the billionaire had sex with it.
And then had it passed around among their associates.
Wait, how old are these dinosaurs?
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politics @lemmy.world•Leaked plans show Pentagon eyeing Louisiana to deploy national guard
1·8 months agoJust the ones with mayors of a certain skin color.
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
His skin does have a sort of Frankenstein’s monster patched-together look to it there.
Most (all?) fruit sold in American grocers has an assigned code for ringing up at the register. Bananas is the only one I remember anymore, but it’s 4011. Not sure if it’s a global standard.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.
11·8 months agoEsmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Jane from Tarzan, I think.
I forgot about Chyna going into porn after wrestling.
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Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•Some life advice from a shoe
8·9 months agoThat’s my secret, Cap…
Whoever #2 was thinking about.
Same. Probably warm, but.


I don’t get it, but this dude was really into lemons.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump a ‘danger to US security’, say generals ahead of Harris debate
17·2 years agoNot enough randomly capitalized Words that shouldn’t be capitalized.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump’s New Attack on ‘Kamabla’ Harris Is Literally Gibberish
10·2 years agoI literally don’t understand what he’s going for with Kamabla. Like, literally, what the fuck does it mean or imply? What am I missing?


They practically give them away.