“Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re McDonald’s… I’m McDowell’s. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.”
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1·2 months agoThe closest example seems to be Nathaniel Banks, in 1855. He was in the Know-Nothing party, which was a smaller third party of the time.
11·2 months agoThe worst person you know just made a good point.
That’s a lotta nuts!
13·3 months agoThis better not awaken something in them . . .
6·3 months agoEven the NY Times will tell you it was always Israel’s war we’re fighting.
Spiders Georg strikes again.
I think we can all agree that they don’t.
They practically give them away.
That’s not nearly enough coffee cups.
Meestar Ken.
Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.
All Javerts are bastards.
“Why, SeeMarkFly, does this mean we’re not friends anymore? You know, SeeMarkFly, if I thought you weren’t my friend… I just don’t think I could bear it!”
-Doc Holliday
Only after the billionaire had sex with it.
And then had it passed around among their associates.
Wait, how old are these dinosaurs?
Just the ones with mayors of a certain skin color.
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
His skin does have a sort of Frankenstein’s monster patched-together look to it there.
Most (all?) fruit sold in American grocers has an assigned code for ringing up at the register. Bananas is the only one I remember anymore, but it’s 4011. Not sure if it’s a global standard.
Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?