Right after his tax returns

I wish he was Somebody That I Used To Know.

Close enough; it’s what I read when I first saw the word and the sentiment is valid.

Kinda takes “Go fuck yourself!” out of the insult cannon.

Why? Why that image with those words? Why do I kinda want to hear what a Deftones/ Flo Rida mash up may sound like (Black Moon?)?

What you need now is a fatty-bo-batty blunt

Not to lean in on the whole “NFL is just scripted entertainment” conspiracy aspect, but i felt having Norwood in that Visa (?) commercial where the Bills fan buys their grandkid a Norwood jersey from Scott himself was a bit … suspect? Only Bills fan in a wide right state of mind would torture a child in such a way!

In short: The fix was in.

Where is the circle for Hostess HoHos?

That’s for the sequel: Samurai Vampire Bikers From Hell 2: Back Into Hell. (Poster Tagline: They Would Do That For Love)

Steve Martin?

Bobwehadababyitsaboy