My dog smells my car bumper on days I’ve been out, so I assume she thinks I’m taking the car for a walk

I’m still waiting for the decades that are better, and I’m long past teen years. Spent all day wishing those suicide booths in Futurama were real and as easily accessible

From personal experience knowing someone who posted that stuff just to get a reaction out of people: he was beat by his dad (who then divorced his mom because she produced “that”) and was severely bullied in high school. It’s not an excuse, he just desperately wanted the world to feel as miserable as he did.

He showed me a video of someone being shot in the head once. Mind you, I’m the kind of person that breaks down when I accidentally run over an animal or hear a bird splat on a high-rise window. He thought it was okay to show me without my consent because the guy lived, but didn’t understand that violence, pain, and disfigurement are just as traumatizing as death.

He diagnosed himself with Anti-social PD while taking a psychology class, take that however you wish

I lived in Seattle and greater area for nearly a decade and had very few complaints about the transit system. I think the worst was it got pretty hot on the busses during the summer when everyone was leaving work lol

I left right as they started working on the light rail, why is traffic still so bad?

Tundra Swans are much smaller than Trumpeters. But the giveaway to me is the little white spot near the Tundra’s eye.

That or the pages are littered with paragraph-long highlights, underscores, and “THIS!!!” in the margins but no critical thought or insights on the passages

Ah! Okay once you finish all the bundles you’ll get the quest. It’s a grind, but worth it ^.

The closer one is the tundra swan, but there’s no way I’d know that in person if they are moving around and such. That hunter is absolutely correct

It’s in the theater! You have to choose the community center path then you’ll get a quest to convert the abandoned Joja warehouse.

I was going to bring up taking Abigail on a date to see cheesy movies and feeding her rock candy, but I enjoy the crane game a little bit more than that lol

I’m optimizing so I can afford to win all the prizes in the crane game 😅

Why not Zoidberg?

(V) (;,;) (V)

Those iridescent chocolate molds are ~$7 last I looked. Definitely a cool idea ^^

My second favorite cormorant fact is that they like to travel with pelicans

Wash the bands with warm soapy water, and you can try using alcohol to remove the oils on your legs to see if that helps. You can use thin plastic (I just save the bag I get them in) to keep the bands apart and free of lint while stored. I don’t shave, and haven’t had an issue with fine hairs reducing the staying power of the bands, but you may have more dense hair than I do

It could also be that they are simply too wide to stay on you, and this is what I’d bet is happening to you. They stretch a little while warm from body heat, and if it’s too wide there’s very little room to stretch before falling off. Generalized women’s sizes drive me nuts, a large in that brand would fit me at 5’3 and I highly doubt you and I share a thigh size. So my recommendation is that you try a brand for tall women, or at least find one that advertises a thigh measurement.

Are you going to delete this one too?

I’ve disconnected the doorbell at every place I’ve lived in the last 10 years. If I’m expecting you I’ll be waiting and opening the door for you, everyone else can leave a message or find a different way to contact me

I had a professor who never moved on from his hipster phase. Every once in a while he’d switch it up and wear tech bro sports jackets and graphic tees, like he was trying to branch out but he was more comfy with what he cultivated on his twenties and thirties lol

The crazy thing is he made them sit around his desk like they are his employees

Sandy clearly has the high ground

Found the cold-hearted Sandy downvoter!