You don’t have to get rid of cars, my dude, just tires.

I should clarify I was a state ran prison corrections officer. I didn’t want to do jail given the fact a lot of the people brought in are still drunk/high and potentially (likely) very upset, and possibly combative or resistant, especially in the town I was in the PD were a shit show as many tend to be. Lot more hassle. Once they get to prison, barring a burst balloon of drugs occasionally, they’re sober for the most part unless they got money, then whatever gets smuggled in is their game.

I mean, I’ve conducted probably quite a few if not at least a couple hundred strip searches myself when I was a Corrections officer. We used privacy screens and even if there was a lot of other inmates around, they had no visual of the stripped inmate, and were usually about 10 feet down the hall with a third C/O while me and my partner would conduct the search. Any religious articles like necklaces with a large enough pendant or cross, a kufi or what have you would be taken and searched, but I always immediately gave them back to the individual to put back on if they wanted/needed to. Typically, one officer is searching their clothes while the other directs the inmates to follow the steps, which is usually shake hands through hair, bend the ears, open the mouth and lift the tongue, raise arms, lift their junk, turn around lift both feet so the soles face you, then they spead their butt.

Oh they can be delicious alright…

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“Minor attracted person” the whitewashed version of the word pedophile.

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This’ll bring their fax machines up to the current century for sure.

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Off the mark, sure, but he’s not incorrect.

Gold medal in olympic mental gymnastics

Lol

Honestly this is a very good perspective, it’s unfortunate that I mostly see this as a poignant reminder that people have only gotten dumber over time that stuff like this needs to be said.

Again, it’s only polite because it’s a bot. Thats why it’s going to be popular. It’s apathetic to pathetic retarded antagonism.

Make it work 40 hour weeks with minimum wage and see how polite it is.

Damn. If only we kept the golf course.

Hey fuck environmental diversity, we’ve got carbon sinks. What a fucking joke.

Wait until you hear about the laws in place that guarantee them access to water their fields no matter the drought. Nobody has heard of an unkempt golf course.

According to Mr. Cash, Sue.