This reads like one big ad

It said “We’re talking about beards not your dick.” So no more genius than a spambot

For a second I thought the thumbnail was a bad Jimmy Carr ai fake

1000/250 44,99€

The forbidden butthole

I don’t know what you’re on about. It’s “die Waschmaschine” (washing machine, female), “das Waschmittel” (laundry detergent, neutral) and “der Trockner” (dryer, male).

Pretty self explanatory /s

Almost. The song is called “Du hast” not “Du hasst”. The double meaning of hast (have) and hasst (hate) is still the main wordplay in the song though

I think download ist ~97gb and after install it’s ~125gb