I’ve had my run-ins with certain characters who shall remain nameless. Never really entered JL’ s crosshairs, apparently.

I appreciate your doing the heavy lifting here.

Jordan’s well thought out, reasonable and sourced response in 3… 2… 1… 7/8s… 3/4s…

Seconded.

Thank you for this comprehensive write up. I’ve seen the name thrown around and run into them in the wild a few times, but never knew about any of this. This is revolting.

Listen to the martial aid with intestinal fortitude!

Trump’s grieving

Citation needed, home slice

And all the cocksuckers in the comment section saying “fwee speech has conseqwences uwu” deserve to be duct taped into a porta potty and set ablaze.

Reporter: “Mr. Krab, why were universities letting this shit bag talk to their students?”

Mr. Krab: “…MONEY.”

E: grammar

“This reminds me of the time i went on a blind date with Emmanuel Lewis on Cinco de Mayo!”

Forgot about what, now?

And you’re on the Internet. There’s at least a dozen of us on here. You know that, right?

“How did Fuentes make it look so easy…!?”

I like to imagine there’s a swarm of no-see-ums trying to fly into his nose and eyes. Constantly.

I adore Colonel Angus!"

I’m not really familiar with Dragonball… sorry.

Don’t you know that other kids are starving in Japan?!?!

E: ducking autocorrupt

Make. Elon. HOMELESS.

“Don’t touch a hot stove, Timmy.”

Timmy touches hot stove

“OW!”

“That’s why i told you to not touch the stove, Tim.”

You: “QUIT BLAMING TIMMY!”

As Josh Johnson said on the daily show: “she’s too young to be president and too old to be a lady.”

And all for a stupid fucking virtue signal.

That should be the chapter title in the history books a century from now. If we still have books.