Go suck off AIPAC, you fucking collaborator.

Day 16,067 of my Nike boycott

It must be deeply painful for him to acknowledge Consensus Reality like that. Or, i really hope it is.

Yeah, but Platner once left a 5% tip, and jaywalked after…! He’s the truly evil one!

Well, ya see, we have all these infant corpses on this particular island in the Caribbean, and it would be a real fucking shame to not make a profit.

The adults, sure. The kids don’t deserve that.

“I take no responsibility.”

• Trump, before being elected a second time.

Who? Wesker? No, i was just making a silly comment about how many alts that particular individual has created, not pointing fingers.

I can see how it was misinterpreted, tho.

More falling debris, or Viktor smoking another cigarette this time…?

Fucker can’t spell cite.

The secret ingredient is BRIBES.

Dying in the water wars

Not a lot of teenagers with 401ks

“Moderate” Democrat = Republican Lite

I’m sorry, your answer was not in the form of a question. No points.

Arf arf, sealion.

Would you rather sell your first born to afford a tank of gas, or get into a “flying” death trap operated by Beavis and Butthead?

Nope.

Chicken. Chicken. Bock. Bock. Uh huh.

I was being facetious, BUT, if it freezes before making it to the gutter, how is it an issue on the ground…?

If only somebody would invent…

…a gutter!