“What’s five hundred million times zero? AND DON’T SAY IT’S ZERO!”

Are you seriously suggesting we try learning from the past?!?

A WITCH! BURN THEM!

Well I’ll be hornswoggled in duck sauce! Asked and delivered!

Which fictional billionaire has more money, Forest Gump, or Bruce Wayne? This is the head to head i want to see.

I ask “why” every time I’m reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.

Applicable Carlin quotes:

“If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. If you’re preschool, your fucked.”

“Conservatives like live babies because they grow up to be dead soldiers.”

And finally “You ever notice how these ‘pro-life’ dicks are people you’d never wanna fuck in the first place?!”

"The unborn are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.”

• Pastor David Barnhart

“We’re so pro-life we’ll fucking KILL YOU to prove it!”

Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She’s YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!

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No? Still in this timeline? …fuck.

Yes, it is.

I used to think it was just a movie that happened during Christmas, but it wasn’t a Christmas movie. I changed my mind when it was pointed out that the movie wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t Christmas. He was visiting his family for Christmas. It’s not a typical Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas movie.

My $.02

“I love the uneducated!”

Use it to fill the holes in your canoe?

14 million is 4% of 345 million (~American population.) Yes, 96% of America thought he wasn’t gonna run again.

Did Putin tell Moscow Mitch to say that? Was it Monsanto? Or, did he have his own thought for once?

Add in hysterical, blood-vessel-throbbing shrieks at the person in front, and you’ve just described my mom’s driving. It’s terrifying to ride anywhere with her.

You’re right, he never said the exact words. But all of America was under the impression he was gonna step back. He never used the direct words to dispell that either. I’m not alone in feeling betrayed by Biden.

I’m seeing this meme get as much airtime as the whole “I’m a Navy seal” copypasta, and I’m not complaining.

Are you a xenomorph…?

Looks like obstruction is back on the menu, boys.

I agree completely, but your comment begs the question: can you supply a picture of Trump that isn’t? He always looks like mummified foreskin wearing a cotton candy toupee to me.