In Ireland this is $20.74 worth of petrol.

2.943 US gallons is 11.14 litres. At €1.75 per litre, that’s €19.50.

Petrol hasn’t been under a euro in decades…

How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it.

Idris Elbow is aware of the effect he has on autocorrect.

wHaT a MoCkInGbIrD lOoKs LiKe In ExCrUcIaTiNg DeTaIl

Absolutely, I have no problem with the intent of the proposal, just the wording was lazy and too open to abuse.

The care one however was awful. That would need a total rework before I’d consider a yes.

For me, the lack of a definition of a durable relationship was the killer. How do you know if you’re in one? What if one person thinks they are and the other doesn’t? Do you have to break up every six months or so to avoid creating one?

And definitely the care referendum was just stupid. The state will “strive” to provide care? My dude I’m striving to levitate right now, but mysteriously fuck all seems to be happening in real life.

PAUNG! PAUNG! PAUNG!

I think you meant, ear ear, wots all this about then.

This was in Ireland, and she was in the local newspaper after winning a tree-tossing competition…

You have to make it in a Dutch Oven, otherwise it’s just sparkling watery mustard…

Isn’t this the plot of The Banshees of Inisheerin?

There’s a lot of the latter on mast-odon

Does anyone else have the sneaking suspicion that absolutely none of this will be in the movie?

Well this is Lemmy, so i know this will probably get at least 60% of you:

Its been a long road…

Ah The Union Of Craic. Our National Day celebrations would be legendary.

“If you are interested in getting help with child abuse, here are some resources”

Hi ChildHelp, can you help me kick the shit out of some kids please?

As an IT support person, the problem I have with these mice is that the left mouse button is also on the vertical. So when heavy-handed users click on a file in explorer, they also slightly drag down, so the file “disappears” into a folder, and now it’s a support ticket to get the file restored.

Sigh.

I kept trying to clean my glasses

Might I suggest while Krispy Kreme sugar-glazed ring doughnuts?

I was on hols in France and this song kept coming on the radio: Vianney - Je Te Deteste