I’d be curious to know what the Kremlin’s actual spend is relative to what they promise to give for recruit contracts, considering that so many die on the front lines, their remains never get collected, and are listed as MIA to avoid having to pay.
They can get cockroaches, but the nozzle has to be like 2.54 cm or less away from it otherwise the velocity dropoff is too great.
What if they’re in Britain or any of the left-hand drive countries?
Waze likes to pull this sort of dumb shit all the time.
Like yeah, maybe it’d save me a minute or two but I’d rather wait to take a left turn at a protected left turn light than try to cross 3 lanes of opposite traffic from some obscure side street.
The least they can do is put googly eyes on it. C’mon, bare minimum effort lol.
Now they just need a Putin lookalike.
Hmm.
What if the real Putin dies and one of his doppelgangers takes his place? Could people even tell?
Unrealistic for the party to open one of the doors. All doors should be kicked in.
They should build a giant enclosure over the Kaaba so it can be air conditioned. Or at the very least put in those mister-fan combos all over the place that are in amusement parks.
At least the aliens have nipples, that’s the important part about all of this.
They say “we hope people renew”
So another 100 years? 200 years of hosting? Amazing.
Finally my years of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V will finally pay off.
To steal a joke from Seth Meyers,
88 is better than 69 because you get 8 twice.
I say Twitch dot Tuvalu and people give me weird looks for doing so.
Submerge America under the ocean and terraform Greenland to be the shape of a maple leaf.
Caesar’s Legion may be thugs but at least they had a fine eye for ancient Roman decor and symbolism.
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When do I learn how to dodge gigantic boulder traps?