https://www.timeline.tv/ might be suitable.

It’s more on the technical side, but could suit you.

And the SM57 for things you don’t need a screen on.

Frank Zappa: I’m the slime

I once changed a friend’s autocorrect from “regards” to “lots of love”.

And I somehow managed to keep my mouth shut long enough for a lecturer to get a very funny email.

I’m just waiting for a third python to arrive with minor problematic differences.

Maybe “Welsh Waste” or “Welsh Sewage” would be a better name for them.

I lost my glasses for 3 weeks, and was freaking out because I needed to drive somewhere urgently.

Yeah, they were in the car. Along with the emergency pair I always forget about :|

That’s my interpretation. Plus a little “hon hon, baguettes pay in pain flute”
Also, in the grander scheme, it’s not that much. If schneider are smart, they’ll say something like “how about if we donate $75k to local human feeding charities?”

This is me right now.
I’m deciding whether to buy the £250 UHD player, and £400 receiver to justify the TV, despite the perfectly good HD player and receiver sat under the TV.

He’s having a little more fun in the original.

There is a bright future for you at Foxtons.

This is why I did a 180 on getting hives.

Honey is nice, but driving out the bumbles around here would be criminal.

I would be willing to bet he has followed through on numerous occasions.
But not on promises.

Someone has to brew the weißbier for the next generation!

I dunno, if Mr. Drumpf follows through on his promises, you’d need to stick half the government in the bin before another election even happened.

Every Welsh pub tonight: “Did you know that the worlds largest penis is in Wales?”

Catwoman: What’s a hroom?

Awesome work, thankyou for taking the time to do this.

I too love a metal USB stick for the keychain, and my old DTSE9 could do with a refresh!

They can add it to the pile along with IPV6.

I can only speak from a UK perspective, but most home ADSL/VDSL/Fibre providers don’t have limits, other than “if your usage is tanking the network, we’ll ask you to knock it off” type clauses.

Most providers are also signed up to an agreement that if your speed drops 50% below the agreed speed on the package on average, they’ll either give you refunds, or let you out of the contract.

The only ones that throttle are the bargain basement operators aimed at people who don’t care, and one otherwise very competent provider that for some unexplainable reason only gives 1TB by default, charging an extra £10 for 10TB.

And I guess there is also a pricing step up to guaranteed bandwidth. For business use, they tend to be things like 1gbits headline, 500mbit guaranteed burst, 100mbit guaranteed sustained.