Ads can be 15 minutes. Like they’re adding goddamn infomercials now.

Make em think it’s gay then. Next pride parade should reappropriate it as a American LGBT Unity flag. They’ll run, not walk, to the nearest fire to burn all their flags/decals/shirts.

New Pride flag? 😂

The extra days of the week is called Lazyday, Chillsday, and Beersday.

It is forbidden to work on these days, the Lord commands it.

Fuck cancer.

WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT.

WERE GONNA LIVE ON, WERE GONNA SURVIVE.

TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

o7

I wear almost everyday unless I’m going nowhere. No I don’t smell it til day 3 or 4.

Nose blindness is a thing.

America has a serious skill issue in all things.

Intestines.

What you call lazy I call efficiency.

Just need to make it shameful to fly it. Spam the internet with “patriotic” posts about our flag is Red, white and blue. Give people shit that their flag is disrespectful to our troops since the red signifies the blood of our armed forces that protect us. Make it the equivalent of kneeling for a flag.

Then the Internet should make them not forget.

If someone gives you shit for drinking Milk you break their bones. They’d be wishing they drank all that milk for Good, Strong bones 🦴 🥛

Shout out to all my lactose ninjas that never broke a bone lol.

Cuz 6.6.6 is coming 😈

I just heard the eyes turn on.

I use it to make alternative reality art.

Shit like that. Weird crossovers. Very specific memes that only apply to a single person just to fuck with em.

Yeah well it’s hard when you hear all your life if you mess up once you blow the transmission,.which is a several grand repair, nobody with a manual will ever let you practice on their car and well hey automatics are everywhere and don’t have that headache.

Shit I wouldn’t either. She gets paid per play and every retail is mainlining it for 3 months straight.

This and 20 versions of Last Christmas, which isn’t a fucking Christmas song it’s a goddamn breakup/cheater song.