I was going to say because it would be fucking weird if we just had one big nose hole. Now I’m thinking about it, our nostrils are already pretty weird.

I’m now looking in the mirror at my nostrils and pumping them to the beat of a song.

That’s not strictly true. While the whole “milk makes your bones strong” line was found to be greatly overstated, there’s still a lot of calcium in milk and combined with vitamin D that makes for stronger bones. Most importantly exercise improves bone density, so maybe it’s true if you chug a bunch of milk while completely sedentary.

I enjoy the amount of people coming into a literal shitpost to complain about the accuracy of the post.

Don’t be evil

I totally thought of Hypnospace right away withthe link I pulled: http://jgeoff.com/homepage/