Those are balls
Those are balls
I recently rewatched the video of the UN assembly laughing to his face. Insanity that he’s still respected as any kind of statesman
What about his diaper?
Good thing Arlington is in Virginia then… Oh wait, fucking youngkin
This is a brilliant joke that works on multiple levels
I mean, why not? The current tactic of making the catastrophic severity of climate change abundantly clear doesn’t seem to be working on the ignorant American public, or even their homes sliding into the sea or being consumed by wildfires. Whatever works
Four Seasons Total Landscaping and Minimum Security Prison ™
I got that on my computer in 1997 and kept getting pop ups for gay dating websites
That’s the thing, when you’re famous, they let you sit on them
Interviewer: Please, take a seat
JD: Ummm, here? Really?
Four Seasons Total Landscaping is back on the menu, boys!
then tell them I’ve got a song for them to listen to and out on black eyed peas.
You monster
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has been the foremost practitioner of the “call them weird” campaign strategy, but Harris has deployed it as well. It resonates with normal people, who just want to live their lives and keep the government out of their underwear and have Thanksgiving dinner without their weird uncle starting some weird fight about some weird Fox News talking head who is still obsessed about finishing fifth in a college swim meet many years ago.
Nailed it
Probably for 2 reasons:
quote “all politicians are corrupt and criminal” so this tactic doesn’t land (look at the dem senator from NJ)
few people know convicted felons but they do know “old and weird” people, so they can better draw personal parallels
This one got me puzzled, so I googled it and the best I could find is
Some are as simple as claiming that the man in the comic is blind, explaining why the newspaper is blank and that he possibly mistook a bowl of meat for a bowl of fruit. Other theories are as deep as thinking that the comic is meant to symbolize the mistreatment and deterioration of the American middle class by the upper crust. Whichever theory is correct is still up in the air, but one thing is for certain is that no one truly knows what this strip is about.
From screenrant
She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a Bistro!
Fun fact
This comic was reproduced as a greeting card, and they colored the penguin pink or something. Totally undermining the point of the comic. Apparently Gary Larson was incensed
I think the joke is that the “musician” doesn’t recognize sheet music, hence the incredulous look from the conductor