Immediately thought of Bruce Willis wearing the “I Hate [Racial Slur]” sign

It’s only appropriate to acknowledge wrong-doing when there’s no way to punish them for it. /s

If Republicans win too many election, everything up to and including the second coming of slavery is on the table. That is not hyperbole.

1. I don’t work here. Stop trying to get me to do the job for free, either pay a cashier to check me out or fuck off.
2. There’s an epidemic of these machines not working and then the shopper getting charged with shoplifting over it, Wal-Mart is the worst at doing this.

Shit or get off the pot.

The GOP once again claiming that women are property…

To be fair, they’re only not meetable because Google refuses to meet them.

Everything’s impossible when you don’t give a shit

The guy who made it was a talentless egomaniac. He wanted to prove that he was a serious adult who could make serious adult stories, and instead of slowly transitioning into a more serious plot like say El Goonish Shiv or Concession or (not a webcomic, but No Evil)

He just jumped into a miscarriage story and then when people didn’t like it… well the other “Super Adult Story” thing to do is kill off characters, so he killed everyone off and just focused on background characters…

but again instead of slowly building up the background characters and bring them closer to the forefront… they were just… thrust into the front with no fanfare, no defined personality…

So the already low-tier webcomic sank even lower.

Jill was always a double agent

Always vote in person if you can

Again, machines don’t realize a mistake has been made, people do

And it only takes one driverless car having a bug or some kind of user error to fuck it up for every body.

A man can notice a mistake and correct it, a machine will continue as if everything is fine.

Depending on where this happened this could be tried as sexual assault.

Not something you want on your criminal record.

This is why driverless cars are a bad idea, they assume that everything will work as intended and everyone will play by the rules.

You need a human to make a snap decision in cases like these.

I hope these men are arrested for sexual solicitation via coercion (could be tried as attempted rape in the right state), disrupting traffic, sexual harassment, public disturbance. Fuck em, or better yet, don’t fuck em, they’re unfuck worthy.

What were these morons thinking? I’m sex positive as hell, I’m all for bringing back the free love of the 70’s and the LSD of the 60’s, but not like this, never anything like this… Hypothetically bro say you do get her number this way?

The fuck happens next?

“Hey remember me, I’m the dipshit who pressured you into giving me this number by trapping you in your car via exploitation of its safety features? So I’ll pick you up at 7 for a romantic candlelit dinner and afterwards we could go see a movi…” click “Hello? Damn, friendzoned again.”

[Insert Steel Ball Run Reference Here Because Someone Mentioned A Paralyzed Jockey]

Anyway…

Human Greed is what’s obsolete and it is beyond past time to end support for it.

Hole horse? This a Jojo reference?

If no one is being harmed and all parties have the access to information to know enough about whether or not to consent, and if all parties do consent.

Nothing wrong is being done.

My account was banned because I kept reporting people and it was easier to get rid of the complainer than it was all the bigots she was complaining about… but… now I feel very “You can’t fire me, I quit” about it

Jesus fucking Christ

It’s definitely a love it or hate it, I definitely hate it because it feels… half-hearted yet too try-hard

The more I learned about John Lennon the more I realized why I got bad vibes from the millionaire who abuses those closest to him because he’s rich and he can singing “Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can.”