Boot cut is tighter around the hips and thighs, has a slightly flared leg (think bell bottoms but way smaller flare). Relaxed is straight leg, but not so tight as to be skinny jeans. I generally wear boot cut, but my boots are only ankle high so it’s not like I need the extra leg room. I just like the way they look on me.

That sounds like a problem a tailor could solve

I never knew per se, I just assumed that like with all women’s clothing sizes are a convenient fiction

By Christmas the Department of Government Efficiency (they really should have used Excess for the E) will no longer be going to exist.

Fifth circuit is federal

I’m not entirely convinced evil thinks it’s doing evil. Something about the road to hell being paved in good intentions and all that.

I’m not sure what you’d have to do to actually go to hell,

Be mormon, then say mormonism is false. It’s their only unforgivable sin.

My cat wants me to open the door for him. I humor him. So the other day he’s yowling like he’s got to poop and he’s turtling, and I jump out of my chair to rush him down the hall to the litter box. What does the little shit do? Jumps in my chair, lays down and farts at me.

I brought in another chair so I could work.

That sounds like something I should hook up next to my bum hose.

My butt cleavage is pretty uneventful. I got that put there to give the colonoscopy techs a laugh.

They’ve been fighting over it so long, it’s obvious neither side deserves the land let’s give it to, oh, let’s say the heritage foundation

I mean, it’s okay to not have positions on a lot of things. People tend to get upset if the position you’re dithering over is whether they or their loved ones deserve to live or have equal human rights. Most other things, honorable people may differ.

How important is it to educate yourself and ask questions?

Very. Everything is political, and ignorance about politics is a luxury. It allows others to make decisions for you, often ones you wouldn’t choose yourself.

Where’s my fellow "yo’d’ll"s at

The chungus I have poking out of my butt cleavage is gonna get me put on a list isn’t it

I’m not sure your metaphor holds. You get rid of your anus life is not going to be that much fun. Alabama on the other hand…

Can’t speak to now, but 30 years ago? Yeah.

Pipe? What pipe? I said piss slot I meant piss slot

We got lucky with our cookware, most of the lids are interchangeable

If it were so easy as the comic suggests to rid ourselves of desire, we’d all be in nirvana already.

You might like the book The Secret Life of Lobsters by Trevor Corson. It’s a good, educational, and entertaining read.