Bopping the bird till it’s not got its wings

Taco truck dude got eaten by clowns

Nah, those electric shoe polishers? All eight of them? Why did you get so many of them?

No, just one strip of… it’s really more of a shelbyville idea

I need more volume

I’m not giving you the evil eye, I’m checking out your car and making out with you with my eyes. I think we might secretly be the same person.

I still want to get a speaker on the outside that has the sound of a toddler making revving noises whenever I peel out

No, spanking paddles for adhd is still allowed

Huh. I do a B12 (missing the absorbtive parts) every other day and it’s not that noticeable now that my b levels are right. I wonder if I take a bit more…

It was ONE TIME and I was hungry. I thought they were jelly beans and you know what they were awful

So, it’s weird but coffee just runs through my gut. Espresso is what wakes me up. I can’t explain it. If I use the aeropress, it’s concentrated enough.

I mean I get you, but if I don’t smoke my weed my gut shits out everything. Like, things it shouldn’t be shitting out. Five different doctors argued with me to start smoking weed before I started (three of them doctors I was paying, two that I am just friends with), and now I ain’t stopping.

My room is still messed up and I know why

Same. If I’m in too much pain, the only motivation I have is to fix the pain. You’ll never guess what does that.

Terpenes are where the health effects are, but they don’t line up neatly with the indica / sativa dichotomy. I love a good hybrid with limonene and pinene but it’s kind of hard to find both in the same flower out here

Cars 7: Mater’s Mutti’s Revenge was far more romantic than the title indicates

No talking about the dog park

Well lah dih dah look at Mr two cupboards

Like, grilled corn is amazing. You just throw it on, straight in the husk, turn it three or four times, and get something delicious. Don’t even have to put anything on it if you don’t want, but I usually put some BBQ rub and some butter or oil. But if they aren’t going to accommodate something that simple, they can get fucked.

My orange cares not for live laugh love. He cares for shred shed shit.