my library had manuals for most common car makes and models. couldn’t check em out, but could photocopy the pages you need.
my library had manuals for most common car makes and models. couldn’t check em out, but could photocopy the pages you need.
I gotta blame someone for this and lord knows I’m not capable
i’m trying real hard not to judge, but how bad can the rest of the pizza in altoona for this to get 5 stars
my dude i was eating look what you did
This is the example I use to remind myself that not all progress is forward, but it’s still progress.
I used to have to replace a rubber belt in my cassette player every 6 to 8 months towards the end of my first car. Now I could probably figure it out but there’s a good chance I’d fuck it up a few times first. Time can be a harsh mistress.
I never had sink kitties until this latest batch. one of them figured out how to be adorable curling up in the basin and the other copies her but doesn’t understand why it gets him pets. sometimes it’s hard to tell if they’re trying to be cute or begging for our nasty tap water, but hey at least I get them drinking.
I’ve done the math and i could live very comfortably for the next fifty years on two million, assuming my portfolio followed the market. I can’t remember now whether I planned for 50k or 100k in withdrawals every year but honestly I’d be fine on 50k 2024 dollars a year. maybe I just don’t dream big enough.
What three pages is no manifesto. That’s a pamphlet.
now i gotta know how many times Opportunity drew a dick because it got bored. I’m gonna be mad if it was less than once.
That’s me actually after I have Sprucey lick my eyeball
There are some folk who I went to school with I can see rubbing their assholes on the handles because “fuck you, you’re a sign not a cop”. I’m sure there’s a name for that disorder.
Yeah but how much of him? Both of his husbands got ash we can pretend are him and put him in urns. It’s a family tradition now to go out to the garage, look up in shame at the box of grandpa as you grab five popsicles just for yourself.
I can’t wait for the moment I get to introduce him to my niblings. “Hey cats, this is your great grandfather. Treat him with respect, change his box twice a year.”
wait do we have a FALGSC community yet
we still have grandpa in a box in the garage because my mother refuses to get him an urn or go sprinkle him over the lake he liked. he’s followed us through three houses and I’m concerned I’m going to inherit grandpa.
i don’t know how anyone could survive without at least three properties. it’s a life necessity
I had hoped at least it was part of a loaf of garlic bread. That, a decent sauce, and they make their own mozz with bright yellow dye in it before slicing it like a pack of american cheese. that I would try. fuck, I’m going to have to learn to make mozz now that I have this craving.