I don’t know but the internet seems hell bent on trying to make me aware of this guy.

Remember when people used to gain some measure of celebrity because they had interesting ideas, or were talented, or funny?

How about actually improving the lives of those you represent (your actual fucking job) instead?

Oh, that’s definitely not his job.

You need someone who can cut across that.

That’s not him though. He could be the most pure, righteous, moral person on the planet but if there’s a D next to his name the crazies aren’t going to even consider voting for him.

One trick that worked for me was to treat each encounter with an asshole as a game. They win if they can make you visibly upset. You win by smiling, being courteous in the face of abuse, and being professional because that really makes them mad.

I just can’t with religious people any more. If they fervently believe in that stuff what other nonsense have they bought in to?

If you need to peel a bunch of cloves, put them in a small mason jar and shake the shit out of it.

Is that a lighting thing or did the midwife get a little too carried away with the forceps? He’s missing some jaw bone.

Not like they’ll ever learn the right lessons from any of this anyway.

Their paychecks depend on it.

That’s a dinner plate carrier.

The shitty way it’s attached speaks volumes.

Gets me every time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzdF77CoLE0

I got some news on you from a friend
you’re in Charlotte again
teaching Spanish at high school

he said you’re going by Joy
you cut your hair like a boy
& you don’t talk to your old friends

I found a picture from before the fight
we’re in natural light
& you’re sitting on my lap
like everything’s alright

I’ve walked around with you on my mind
the names we used at the time
you know I’ve changed myself since then

I’ve thought on things that we said
what if we’d had the kid
I guess he’d be 15

I found a picture from before the fight
we’re in natural light
& you’re sitting on my lap
like everything’s alright

You should buy him and name him Dragonballs.

Yet to varying extents, they all do.

Yes, looking at the reaction to the Epstein fallout around the world, the US is an outlier.

The convention is that the royal family don’t use these powers unilaterally. There’s an unspoken agreement here that they get to keep their palaces and fancy lifestyle on the understanding that they keep out of politics and legal issues so while Charlie could in theory do something like this, he also knows that if he did, it would pretty much signal the end of the monarchy in the UK.

He can’t do that.

They didn’t.

“The Press Association is reporting that neither King Charles nor Buckingham Palace was informed in advance of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s arrest.”

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live/2026/feb/19/police-arrest-former-prince-andrew-mountbatten-windsor-sandringham-latest-updates

The corporation.

It reminds me of the documentary Hypernormalisation, well worth a watch if you haven’t seen it.

“The word hypernormalisation was coined by Alexei Yurchak, a professor of anthropology who was born in Leningrad and later went to teach at the University of California, Berkeley. He introduced the word in his book Everything Was Forever, Until It Was No More: The Last Soviet Generation (2006), which describes paradoxes of Soviet life during the 1970s and 1980s. He says everyone in the Soviet Union knew the system was failing, but no one could imagine any alternative to the status quo, and politicians and citizens alike were resigned to maintaining the pretense of a functioning society. Over time, the mass delusion became a self-fulfilling prophecy, with everyone accepting it as the new norm rather than pretend, an effect Yurchak termed hypernormalisation”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HyperNormalisation

Here’s a recipe for dal I use, I eat it with a store bought naan bread. You can add whatever protein you like.

🛒 Ingredients

• 1 cup of red lentils
• 1 teaspoon of salt
• ¼ teaspoon of turmeric
• ½ onion
• 8 cloves of garlic
• ⅓ stick of butter
• ½ tomato
• 1 green chili
• 1 teaspoon of red chili powder
• 1 teaspoon of coriander powder
• 1 teaspoon of fenugreek leaves
• 1 teaspoon of cumin powder

📖 Recipe

1. Pre-soak 1 cup of red lentils for 1-2 hours.
2. Boil 4 cups of water and add the lentils, 1 teaspoon of salt and ¼ teaspoon of turmeric.
3. Leave the lentils on a medium to low heat for 20-25 minutes to make the Dal.
4. Take it off the heat and start making the Tarka.
5. Finely dice ½ an onion, 8 cloves of garlic, slice 1 green chilli and chop ½ a medium tomato…
6. Add ⅓ stick of butter to a pan and heat it up on a medium to low heat.
7. Add the diced garlic into a pan and fry it until lightly golden.
8. Add the onion and green chilli into the pan.
9. Next, add the ½ tomato into the pan.
10. Add 1 teaspoon of red chilli powder, 1 teaspoon of coriander powder, 1 teaspoon of fenugreek leaves and 1 teaspoon of cumin powder.
11. Give it all a good stir in.
12. Pour in ¼ cup of water.
13. Add some fresh coriander to the Tarka.
14. Pour the Tarka into the Dal.
15. Stir it in and leave to cook on medium to low heat for a few minutes.
16. Add in another cup of water if it needs thinning.