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I didn’t see this shit on GameFaqs! That’s all it takes to kick off the end of the world?

I took it as threatening to screw the Device.

To my own ignorance (and selfishness), I never imagined it would happen within my lifetime. The nukes well, I grew up during the Cold War days, so nukes were always a nightmarish possibility. I mean fuck… we wrote books, and made movies about it!

This is gonna end in a very sad, and devastating way for us (US). Unfortunately, I’m too fucking poor and ill to get the hell off this god-damned Continent.

Careful now… TOS is our savior

See the boys in ICE

Correct me if I am wrong here: Are there women in ICE? All I have seen are men who look like they are divorced and not paying their child support.

Ooh boy just you wait til you realize you’re just napping in between having to wake up to piss 3 times in the night.

Both of you guys are godsends. Thankyou. I never knew this

I have been that dude. For both things! Both utterly fucking stupid at the time. But one of them was damn worth the trouble!

Also, cigarette runs when I smoked. Thankfully I quit smoking years ago.

It was the OOOh Wa ah ah ah ahs. The kids loved it!

“Sorry for that Mister President” GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK!

no. I think Goatse would make more of an impact than Clippy. But something tells me there’d be a problem with that

Okay I’ll bite: How? I’m willing to read any kind of answer at all that you may have to stop any of this beyond some 90s Made-For-Tv, Mallrat, Revolution Printed on a T-shirt

CBS is State Media now

So they’re telling us that Trump and his Goonsquad of Pedophile Sex Offending Drunks are Controlling the weather. I mean they’re the Deep State now right? They won. They’re the Government now.

You stop that right now Israel! Sincerely, Donald The President

His brain is decaying mush. He’ll be shitposting from his deadbed no doubt.