“fuck, he’s got us. We’ll have to regroup and think of another tactic.”

Here I am watching scrambled Sex and the City, wondering when it will get to the good part.

Lol yes real peanuts. I wouldn’t wish the orange foam on my worst enemies.

Eat it with a handful of peanuts. Goes from awful to awesome.

Yep, it was the only habitable parcel of land in the world with zero inhabitants until 1832. Jewish people and Palestinians both saw this weird chunk of land and realized they could just move there since no one else was there.

I’m on your side. Great B movie.

What didn’t you like? I remember having a few issues here and there but otherwise being entertained.

That was great. I’ve never seen a matter wash board player before.

Are we losing a pun in translation or is the joke that both words are a fun, repeating syllable?

Embrace the pain, finish it.

I looked into the verse and aftermath until I got bored.

Did the sneaky cannibal mom ever get punished? I read enough to know the uneaten son remained uneaten.

And did no one get mad that they boiled the first lady’s son? Like, there’s got to be better ways to cook a child. Boiling meat rarely leads to a tasty dish. Unless they made a stew I guess

I’d say it’s alright for 4 bucks or less.

Ah the empty bar is a vessel for story telling. It’s also packed when they need it to be. We couldn’t hear them scheming if it was busy all the time.

Plus they have all that dick-towel money.

Meanwhile, Always Sunny does it right by having people try to scam unemployment and accidentally getting addicted to crack in the process.

Ok maybe not meanwhile, but man that show is great.

My wife and I were talking about this while we were struggling to figure out how to occupy our young children in the hours that school doesn’t cover while we’re still at work.

It seems a scam that children are meant to go to school and do other activities for 9 to 10 hours a day just so we can put food on the table.

The lead singer, Jonathon “Smash” Mouth was actually a leading climate scientist for 30 years before forming the band.

The band was actually started as a way to wake the world up. Their first hit single “walkin’ on the sun” was another hint for people to pay attention to the global climate.

The drummer, Al Gore, actually attempted to run for president in the year 2000. Although he was unsuccessful, he continues to try to fight climate change through documentaries.

When you have children too young for school, you can’t really stash them and you can’t leave the house after 8pm or so.

So you have a half-social life with your childless friends and hope they don’t mind that they’re always with you, or you make friends with other parents and your kid schedules can line up a little.

You do you, but that sounds a little extra. Unless it’s for your hotel room or something.

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

No but most people just read the headline and move on nowadays.